Uses of cell phone as food product

By Greg Reeves
The bizarre story today of the Blue Springs woman who tried to swallow a cell phone to keep it away from her boyfriend caused me to research this topic extensively on the Internet, for 10 minutes.
A woman swallowing a cell phone may be unique in history, based on the theory that everything is on the 'Net and I didn't find any other swallowing instances.
But I did find these:

Man eats phone chip to spite service
Corruption suspect swallows phone chip
Phone rings in dog's stomach
German movie: Dog swallows owner's phone so owner uses pooch as handset

Comments

[Ross Warnell]

Had the woman who swallowed the cell phone died, I would have been first in line to nominate her for a Darwin Award for removing herself from the gene pool.

A respectable journalist would've taken the time to find out the model of phone swallowed!

[Micah Morris]

She obvousily believed in evolution vs. intelligent design. she though she could evolve her body around her phone.

[Crime Scene KC]

I'll try to find a respectable journalist to do just that! :)

[PunMan]

I heard that swallowing a phone gives you cell-ulite. I wonder where she put her I-Pod?

[Heather]

You have to wonder...

Is the boyfriend sticking by his woman through this?

[Crime Scene KC]

Will the anonymous person who called our city desk claiming to be a relative of the woman please call me at (816) 234-4366?
Greg Reeves

Hmmm.....hope she is'nt on roam

[Steve]

Man! if it rings I wonder who's going to get to if first.

[CJM]

As Mary Poppins said (sang), "Just a spoonful of sugar helps the telephone go down."