Police arrested a naked 18-year-old outside an elementary school in Albuquerque late Tuesday night. Apparently, the teen and his girlfriend were in a bathroom inside the school, when they heard noises. He panicked and ran outside, forgetting to bring his clothes with him. At some point, he discovered he'd locked himself out of the building.
The teen climbed on the roof, so he could get back in through a skylight. That's when the ceiling collapsed.
The good news? The police let him get his clothes before they hauled him to jail.
(Hat Tip: You're a mean drunk R2D2 -- many thanks, R2!)