Man caught having sex with gf's dead dog

A 44-year-old Michigan man caught having sex with the four-day-dead dog of his girlfriend ran from officers and was caught hiding in an attic.

Hat tip to reader Doc!

Comments

[onetime]

nice. So he was just out on the side of the road? Maybe he just missed the dog! Sad when you want to have relations with your gf's dog and not her!

[Scott R.]

Think of this... how ugly is the girlfriend for this guy to rather bang a 5 day dead dog on the side of the road...

[J D]

This is really a touching story -- even death could not break the "love" this man had for his girlfriend's dog!

[Scott R.]

I think my favorite part of this whole post is that it falls under the category of "Romances gone wrong"

[ash]

Such a romantic story, love that lasts. haha j/k

[onetime]

what the story doesn't say is that he has a taxadermist appointment at 4....

[blondie2hot7]

lol onetime. He probably wants to preserve the love he has for his g/f's dog. OHHHHHH Grosssssss!!

[blondie2hot7]

I wonder if she took pictures like the woman did of her husband doing the same thing to their famiy dog? Was that woman wanting to put the pictures in the family photo album?

Things that make you say, Hmmmmm?

[Scott R.]

Blondie... they were going to put it on Myspace with all the other weirdo's pictures.

[X]

He just confused "Let dead does lay" with "Lay dead dogs." A bad education can get you into all kinds of trouble.

[Doc]

How much you want to bet he's a repeat offender. It sounds as if the girlfriend wouldn't give him any lovin so he was hitting the dog instead. Had to get that one last time in for all the little kids at the child care center to see. How disgusting. I hope he gets life.

[All n A Days Work]

Man o Man. I sure hope she used condoms with him. SMH. He's been screwin round with animals for a long time. That aint nothing new, he just got busted this time. Shucky...ducky....quack...quack....

[onetime]

dang that hindsight. It explains his collection of Benji movies, and why he couldn't part with the dvd "Lassie: shaved"

[Scott R.]

Has anyone considered the dog probably ran into traffic to avoid having to get poked again? Boy did that plan backfire...

[Doc]

LMAO Scott R.!

[JewwellsP]

Wonder if he gets "locked in" like my old dog used to. That was the funniest sight, the old male dog heading one direction & the bitch dog going the other.

[Doc]

Just throw some hot water on them, they unlock really quick.

[casual]

It was a love that defied species, not to mention the need for a pulse.

[anon]

The only part of the story that surprises me is that the offender isn't from Missouri.

[Reminder - Please remember to sign your comments]

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DOG FOCKER IN THE ...

JAILHOUSE THAT IS

ITS BAD ENOUGH FOR CHILD MOLESTERS IN JAIL, HOW BOUT ...?

lmao< not A dead azz either

(Anonymous: In the future, please remember to sign your comments in the "Name" box. This keeps them from popping up in my 'delete' list. Thanks, Greg Reeves)

[Suzanne Karmin]

Oh, now that's just nasty.

Was his name Quagmire??

Giggity Giggity!!!!

[Moral City USA]

Doesn't say much for the girlfriend does it??

[Melvin]

Dude..............................................Dude.

[Sandra]

He's given a whole new meaning to doggie style. I guess in this case doggie style means he sits up and begs and she rolls over and plays dead.

[Tom K]

Just WHY did we need to know this?

[Lance B. McNack]

Wow.......I can even say it backwards....Wow.

[John Boy]

Meow !!!!!

[Cat]

Who knows, since he got caught doing the dog, on the on deck circle is the CAT!

[reade]

man, wtf is wrong with people ?? how could you have sex with a bacteria infested dead dog carcass.

[old coach]

ANYONE THAT WOULD REPORT A BUNCH OF NONSENSE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS IS A-- S I C K O ..

[Finius J. Whoopy]

This is wonderful.

Last time I was here, I saw a link about a baby drowning in a bucket of vomit.

Guess you just had to top that one, eh, Greg? Or maybe you've grown tired of the constant race baiting you seem to be so fond of.

What is the matter with you? Are you in some sort of competition to see just how backward and unappealing you can make Kansas City appear to visitors?

Trying for a Howard Stern award? Maybe Jerry Springer?

Is this site really affiliated with the Star, or did rotten.com aquire the rights?

I'd love to hear what old C.W. Gussewelle thinks of your garbage. Not that I particularly care for his style, but at least he has class and dignity.

Note to anyone in a management position at the star: FIRE Greg Reeves.

This isn't crime news. If I wanted this kind of trash I'd watch KCTV 5 news.

It's garbage, and certainly does not belong on the website of a supposedly professional corporation.

[Joshua High]

ewwww.....

[John Prock]

Let pit bulls chew ...

[Horatio]

"What is the matter with you? Are you in some sort of competition to see just how backward and unappealing you can make Kansas City appear to visitors?" --Finius

Uhh .... the store is from Michigan....

[Keith]

Was the (dead, 4-legged) dog a male or female? Hetero/bi/homosexual?

This may be another example of the need for "Defense of Marriage" laws and amendments.

[DB]

I have to agree with Finius...you don't know the story is from Michigan until you actually click through to the blog. It's on the front page of the website - makes it seem to be a local story.

Of course, the bad thing is it could be a story from around here...it just doesn't happen to be this time.

[IowaChick]

Just wanted to add a funny to this story. In my home town in Iowa, to this day, there is a man that has sex with cats and sheep. The sad thing is, he and his wife have a child.............Her name is Kitty. (JK).
Its true. He has been arrested many times for it but still keeps doing it.
Hmmm.

[ZombieNate]

Well, as a Zombie, I have to say WHAT A WASTE! I mean, it's a free country, so by all means do what you want with that end of the dog. But please! please! PLEASE! wont you think of the zombies?!

dog brains are a delicacy!

[CJ]

Necrobeastiality, not just for breakfast anymore.

[DUDE!!]

Gives new meaning to "dog-gone good time"!!!

[Deborah]

This shows how much of a stronghold Satan has in the lives of some people.