Ashley Marie Cato, 22, of suburban Washington, DC, was arrested for trying to cop pills with a fraudulent prescription at Wal-Mart. She was handcuffed, left alone in a room at the sheriff's office and was last seen running back toward the Wal-Mart. Her dad says he wants her to know he loves her.
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