Dial M for Meth ... Or Moron

Police say a Sedalia woman accidentally called a police detective and, thinking he was a dealer, set up a meth buy. (And not just any detective; he's part of Sedalia PD's drug enforcement unit.) She was arrested after she allegedly bought a bag of imitation meth -- sugar and shards from a busted CD -- during a sting.

Comments

[TheNorthlander.com]

That woman got through to Sedalia police much quicker than she ever would reaching the KCMO PD.

Have you ever tried calling the KCPD with the hope of getting through on the 1st try?

Good luck.

[Kerri]

Is there much money in making immitation meth? I am just trying to think of job alternatives for persons exiting the rehab program.

[Quad Kings]

Nice. And this woman gets to VOTE??? Shouldn't there be an IQ test before one is allowed to vote? The bottom of the gene pool is reproducing much faster than the rest. We're in trouble!

[CareBear]

That was funny Kerri!

[The_Golfer]

Actually she called a Sedalia cop on his cell phone. Always check the numbers before pushing call!!

[blondie2hot7]

This must be another growing trend.. A teacher accidentally text messaged a highway patrol thinking it was her "dealer" he was at dinner, left, made the arrest etc. She was charged with multiple things, such as buying on school property.. What a bunch of ditzy people!!

[blondie2hot7]

above story can be found in archive: 2|27|2007 teacher calls cop, not pot dealer

[TBone]

Moron... your bus is leaving...

[Matt]

VOTE?! Meth-heads have better things to do than vote... got tricks to turn and children to sell... home-labs to blow-up and such.

[Matt]

VOTE?! Meth-heads have better things to do than vote... got tricks to turn and children to sell... home-labs to blow-up and such.

[CNB]

Why do you think they call it "dope?" Dee Dee Dee...

[happyrock]

What are "shards",,and is'nt it a crime to sell any substance under the pretense that it is drugs? Would'nt that make the police guilty of a crime too?

[little evil]

That's the truth. I've been trying to get them to shut down a drug house with children in it for 2 years. It's still open for business

[rumi]

Shards are pieces and fragments of a brittle substance, like glass pottery, mirrors etc. However what has got to be the phrase that is mind boggling in this story is " accidently called a police detective" I just can't figure out how that could happen ? Were they looking up meth labs into the phone book and mixed the number up with meth detective. Go figure.

[tosc]

If she's guilty of buying ,They are guilty of selling ,in my opinion .

[Hustler]

Hell the cops are probably guilty of buying too.... lol

[Kerri]

The reason Meth heads piss me of is because now I can't have the good NyQuil anymore (the old stuff that works). A few weeks ago I was sick and took NyQuil and it sucked. It just isn't the same. Man was I grouchy the next day. I bet my family is glad the government took that ingredient off the shelves to save America.

[The DB]

The sugar and CD shards were a step up from the real thing.

[Amanda McLeod]

I'm not a user, but if I was and someone sold me fake drugs, I think I'd not report it to the police, but take some other sort of action.
In SC, I think it is a crime to sell fake stuff, just as much as it is to sell the real thing. I think the time served is equal.
I think the police get away with it by utilizing some loophole.
Still, it was pretty funny. I wonder, what are the odds of this happening?

[The DB]

Kerri:

I know how you feel about the NyQuil. I had to pick up a prescription for antibiotics for a sinus infection and get some Sudafed for my sinuses (like it was only a 48 count box). Had to show ID, they typed all my info in the Meth database, signed my name..almost wasn't worth it. Except this winter/spring has been hell on the old sinuses.

[cooper1178]

The NyQuil thing is ridiculous. I went in to buy DayQuil and NyQuil and they wouldn't let me buy both at the same time. For luck I looked like death warmed over, so the girl at the counter just let me do it in two transactions, but I was ready to burn down the place I was so frustrated. I didn't feel good, I just wanted some drugs. And then the stupid stuff didn't even knock me out like it was supposed to. Grr.

[The_Golfer]

Well old NyQuil was 25% alcohol, 50 proof.

[The DB]

Golfer:

I always wondered why the Tylenol ads say not to take it with alcohol (because of possible liver damage), yet cold medications with the generic in them have such a high alcohol content.

[Sasquach]

I just watched the movie "Idiocracy" this weekend and this is a prime example of what that flick was all about.

Idiots procreate at more than twice the rate of non-idiots. With natural selection no longer having a significant impact on the human race what do you think that means?

Welcome to the future people.

[sinus man]

the whole sudafed being behind a pharmacy counter is absolutely ridiculous. It is annoying as hell if I realize that I ran out of claritin D at 10 pm and can't get more because I have to wait for the pharmacy to open. These restrictions are almost as dumb as the TSA airport restrictions on liquids, which are by far the dumbest thing the airline industry has done in the last 10 years

[sinus man]

also, if the person buying the meth had any sort of brain left, she would've tasted the product to realize it was just sugar and cd shards and should have chosen not to purchase, in which case she wouldn't have been arrested. Also, how is it legal to arrest someone for attempting to purchase sugar and cd shards? Those two items aren't a crime. If the cop wants to sting her, it seems like he would at least need to use real meth to have her actually commit a crime

[Stinky B.]

This is what happens when you take Jesus out of trying to buy Meth from cops.

[Dirty D]

Stinky, I am a little confused. Last time Jesus and meth usage were together was with like a pastor or something, correct? Is that what you were referencing?

[The DB]

You rock (not in the meth or crack sense) Stinky!

[G]

When was NyQuil 25% alcohol? I've taken it for years, and it's always been 10%.

[The_Golfer]

When it first came out. And man, don't really know if it cured what ailed ya, but after a good belt, you really didn't care.

[Mickey Mouse]

Can you imagine someone trying to smoke CD shards. Wow man, did you see that...it's melting...

Wow man, it's like those growing rocks you put water on....

Geezz, dial M for moron... how true!!!

[rumi]

I remember that Golfer..it was some hard core meds..now you have to drink several bottles to get a buzz..Alcoholics loved it..Honey I swear I am just taking cold medicine..lol

[rumi]

oh and I was just joking about drinking nyquil to get a buzz..I hate that stuff..yuck..I am an alkaseltzer plus man

[monty]

Dirty D,Stinky is not capable of clarification. And dont expect any help from the "mouth breathers" who egg him on.

[The DB]

rumi:

Get some cheap mouthwash..42 proof and it keeps your breath minty fresh.

"mouth breather" checking in.

[Debbie Renolds]

Rumi- no man says yuch and i'm a alkaseltzer man.... fruit cake!

Thanks to the government we now pay the biggest idiots and most useless scum in the country to reproduce. What this country needs is a healthy dose of social Darwinism. Don't work, don't eat. If we did that, we wouldn't be buried in illegal aliens either, the people here would go to work.

[The DB]

Please identify yourself. Otherwise your comment has no credibility at all (as if it did anyway).

"mouth breathing"

The DB

See how easy it is to identify yourself?
Heck, I even show up at blog meets...

[rumi]

Hey deb what can I say..I grew up watching speedy...and you are right..I never say yuck except online..but us men have to have a yuck outlet somewhere..and all medicine is yuck to me..even alkaseltzer..lol

["The G"]

umm....plenty of illegals work...