A Cinderella story ... if Cinderella had driven her coach into some poor family's house

Mistake One: Guy smashes van into house, runs off.

Mistake Two: Leaves behind crucial piece of evidence: His shoe, police say.

Mistake Three: Guy returns to the scene, a bloody mess now wearing boxer shorts and no shoes. Police helped him find at least one of the shoes.

For the record: Shoe fits, but guy denies involvement.

Hat Tip: Thanks to Blondie, The_DB!

Comments

[The DB]

Where were the COPS cameras when you need them?

Or maybe paraphrased by the prosecutor the famous words of Johnny Cochran:

"If the shoe fits, you must not acquit!"