"Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!"

Wow, I've totally been missing out on the Joe Francis case. Francis, of course, has made millions selling the "Girls Gone Wild" videos. He's pleaded guilty to criminal contempt and will do another 23 days in jail. (He sobbed and had a big-old runny nose throughout his 45-minute sentencing.)

He'd already been in jail about a week, and his lawyer says that's changed him. His neighbor in that ward? A convicted cop-killer who's been sentenced to die. The guy keeps yelling, at all hours of the day, "Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!" Francis also had a panic attack because he missed his meds.

(Pictured: Joe Francis, in happier days.)

Mega-Hat-Tip to Doc!

Comments

[blondie2hot7]

Wonder what brought the panic attack on?

Maybe his next line of video's will be named

"Inmates gone Wild"

[Nick]

Awwww, how sweet. There's just no substitute for a condemned, and overmedicated cop killer, for putting the humanity back into a truely dedicated meglomaniac. If I were religious, I celebrate the saving of two souls.
Evening Blondie, thanks to you and Carebear for the kind words in yesterdays Open thread. It is not often I am left speechless.

[The DB]

Yep I can see his pal in the joint tonite...you sure do look purtty....

[CareBear]

Nick and The DB-sure could use you on the threads that are hoppin. The thread is not ever complete until you 2 kncukleheads join in.

[V]

So tell me Joe Francis,

Where is the strangest place you have ever had sex ???

Well, that would be in the butt, BoB.

[Onetime]

V...have you heard the radio joke along those lines? The radio guy calls a wife (her husband is there) and asks about all these sex questions. When was the last time you had sex? "Oh, well....well we did it this morning before work." Really, says the host. And where was this? Of course expecting to hear her say in the bedroom, she says "in the @#%".

[V]

That line was actually from the Newlywed Game which was a popular show may years ago.
It actually happened. The question was asked of the newly wedded wife, "Where is the strangest place you have ever had sex?
She answered "In the butt, BoB." I don't think they aired that episode.
I know it's true cause I have seen the Blooper tape.

[V]

Oh yeah, I forgot.....

"Girls Gone Wild. Joe Francis. Whoo!"

Priceless.

[Marvin]

Anyone hear any interviews from the "show me where babies feed!" comedian guy who was in some of the commercials? He claims that the GGW owner is a big time sleazeball; date rape drugs and the like.

But, you've got to wonder about the teenage girls with fake IDs who appear in the videos, then turn around and claim exploitation and sue for $70 million.

[Onetime]

I'll show my boobies for 1 million.

[KC Brougham]

"I'll show my boobies for 1 million."

Would you settle for $20 and I'll get you the rest later.

[blondie2hot7]

Would you settle for $20 and I'll get you the rest later.

Posted by: KC Brougham | Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 11:17 AM

LOL

"I'll pay you Tuesday for a hambuger today!"

I don't know if they take Visa Or Mastercard!

[buster]

I bought a GGW DVD a few years ago and they charged my credit card 3 times. Citibank had to step in and save the day.

Definitely worth $9.99 or whatever it was, though. It's nearly worn out, but I still enjoy it to this day. Just afraid to order anymore.

[Mickey Mouse]

Looks like what an Italian would do! Cry for forgiveness as they rake in the moolah!
What a joke!

[BIGJOHNSON]

As Rodney Carrington would say....."TITTIES AND BEER!!!"