"I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

A Michigan policeman who took home seized marijuana and baked pot brownies with his wife WON'T be charged, despite confessing in a hilarious 911 call.

From the story: "I think we're dying," he said, fearing a marijuana overdose. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

UPDATED: There's a clip of the 911 call after the link here. Just click on the Detroit station's video piece. The guy was a K-9 officer; he's being allowed to quit. Also? Here's more transcript, via the TV station:

911: Dearborn Heights emergency...
Sanchez: Can you please send rescue to "bleep". I think I'm having an overdose. and so is my wife.
911: Overdose of what?
Sanchez: Marijuana.
Sanchez: We made brownies. and I think we're dead. I really do.
     Sanchez: What's the score in the Red Wings game?
911: I've got no clue, i don't watch the Red Wings.
Sanchez: I just wanted to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination I'm having.

Comments

[Sid Vicious]

Marijuana OVERDOSE! LOLOLOL

OMG these are the educated people we have hired to protect ourselves..

It just doesn't work like that. THC is similar to LSD. You may lose your mind but you'll never die of an OD...

[cochese]

is there a link where i can hear the 911 call?

[You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™]

LOL This totally reeks of awesomeness!!!

[jpbikerfreak]

What a moron. To protect and serve. Brownies, that is.

[the Lil Red Haired Girl]

So tell me why he is not being charged??? Totally SCREWED up system we have isnt it?

[Sid Vicious]

On another note. Tampering with evidence. Lying to investigators. Possesion and ingestion of a controlled substance..

No charges. I'm sure if he was a black kid with gold teeth he would have gotten 20 years.

[JewwellsP]

So, this is his first time? I have heard that eating is much stronger than smoking. Holy cow though, what a stupid a-hole.

Syd, Pot = LSD. No way. You must have never tried it before. A trip is nothing like a buzz.

[jpbikerfreak]

Wow, just think what might have happened if the cop had stolen acid LOL.

["The G"]

haha, when I ate too many brownies I thought I was one with the couch

[Sid Vicious]

Jewells i didn't say pot was like LSD i said THC is similar to LSD. People don't realize that THC is a hallucinagen. I knew a chemist who would refine the THC out of his pot on his stove top and he'd get a fine white powder. You could snort it, shoot it and even eat it. In it's pure refined form you can get enough of the THC to produce LSD like effects. It really has to do with how much of the THC is hitting the receptors in your brain. That being said LSD effects you on a chemical level unlike THC. Although the effects you experience are the same.

[JewwellsP]

Yes you can refine it. Hash, hash oil & such.
The effect is not in any way like LSD.
Course everyone claims something different.

[CAK]

This guy is a moron!! Why didn't he do research on the effects of marajuana before eating the brownies?? What a total D*** A**.

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Comment to "The G"
Just like to let you know that THC in its purified form is a gas NOT a solid or powder! I wonder what he was really cooking???

[≈aqua≈]

HOW WEIRD!

I was eating brownies last night and thought I was dead too!

I was watching the Royals win a game...

[All n A Days Work]

haha...Aqua...You know you're in heaven if you are watching the Royals win a game.

[Earl]

Cops have been sickened by overdosing on donuts before.

DIRTY @#$%% COPS!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, big surprise nothing done to these aholes w/ badges.

[blondie2hot7]

This is pretty incredible.. And a cop gets yet another "get out of trouble free" card. They know darn good and well if it had been anyone else, they would have been in A LOT of trouble..

Cops are suppose to be held to a higher standard, and this is what is suppose to "Serve and Protect" us? Ha! He will end up in some other town being a cop. I'm sure this isn't the 1st time this cop took evidience home with him, and the cop covering the "bad cops" beeeeee-hind, has probably done the same thing, thats why "mums" the word

["The G"]

anonymous poster, I did not say anything about a powder; I believe you are directing your statement to Sid Viscious

[blondie2hot7]

The G: I think you're right. I don't see anywhere in your post that you mentioned powder...

[tr]

I just got this joke via e-mai and thought it would fit better in here than the open thread. It made me laugh. Hope you all enjoy it.

The Koala Bear:

A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"

So the koala looked down at him and said,

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......How much water did you drink?!!"

[tr]

So sorry forgot to change the one word. oops

[nosheepleallowed]

However you can die from alcohol and other legal drugs, even caffiene.
YET.
So many ignorant fools continue to call weed a drug and profess it to be soooo bad and dangerous.
Society has become so hateful and violent, maybe everyone should be issued a bong and some govt weed.

[JewwellsP]

After having a small pot discussion today here at work. I know how so much BS has been spread. This kid tells how in the 9th grade he was caught smokin a joint at HS. Mom & Dad made him go to Two Rivers. Where he was fed so many lie's. He know actually believes MJ to be worse than any drug available other than herion. Yet though, he admits that while he has not smoked a joint since. Cocaine, pain pills & a few other drugs he has done & considers them to be somewhat safe.
As I have typed here many times before, the folks who preach all this about how bad it is for you, the hallucination idea. If you see things while smoking pot, it is because someone has either given you something else, or you will prolly OD if you drank a shot of whiskey.

[Grassy Knoll]

"hhhheeeeeewwwwwwwhhhhhhhhh. 'ere"

Watching Katie Horner "Hamitup" before I can grab the remote to switch to another station has a worse effect on me.

[Do Not Delete]

A very wise person said once,

"Those who object the loudest to cannabis, are those who need it the very most."

[Officer Koon]

He probably ate one and said, hey honey i dont feel anything bring me a few more.

Hours goes by and he craps his pants.

Americas Finest, To Protect and Serve. Serve brownies that is...

[Malcolm]

Larry Larry Larry

[AHHHH]

Hours goes by and he craps his pants.

I thought that was what happens when you use Ex-Lax in brownies.

[nosheepleallowed]

I definitely need it the most!