It sounds like Mexico might have dropped criminal charges against bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman and his crack team of pepper-spraying commandos. From his attorney:
"I hear the documents provide for the dismissal of the case by the court in Mexico. We need to get it translated. We need to confirm that it's true."
Hat Tip: Thanks, DB!
I'm not for sure, but I think it has to do with the size of his wife's breasts.
Posted by: willow | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 03:24 PM
just bring the documents here. I bet if you look REALLY hard you can find someone who speaks spanish. Oh wait, it's the english part they can't do.
Posted by: onetime | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Willow -- Thank you for making the breast joke that my editors wouldn't let me write!
Posted by: James Hart | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 03:26 PM
Flight attendant: "In case of water landing your seat may be used as a flotation device"
Dog with arm around wife: "Sorry, I can do better than that, bra"
Posted by: The DB | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 03:44 PM
However I heard for them to drop the charges he has to now go and buy lots of knock off clothing in Nogales.
Posted by: You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™ | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 05:03 PM
Anytime James, anytime. ;)
Posted by: willow | Thursday, August 02, 2007 at 05:37 PM
anybody else tired of this convicted murderer and armed robber telling everybody to go straight and find jesus, bra?
Posted by: rusty_shackleford | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 11:53 AM