This enchanting creature is Shelbie Ann Zimmerman, 22, who was arrested at a Des Moines bar last night. Witnesses say she grabbed a whiskey bottle and started smashing things after she was told to stop taking her clothes off.
Other customers and paramedics were holding her down when 5-0 showed up, though she's also accused of flailing about while being put in a squad car. (She allegedly kicked a squad car door, pinning an officer, the Des Moines Register reports.)
Mega-Hat-Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!