Sherry enema not as awesome as it sounds

Authorities have dropped charges against a Texas woman who allegedly gave her husband enemas using sherry. (Insufficient evidence, they say.) The man died of alcohol poisoning and had a .47 BAC at time of death. The wife has told the local newspaper that her husband had an addiction for enemas. The alcohol? That was his way of getting drunk.

Comments

[CareBear]

Read the story and I'm saying WHAT?

[jeano]

Eeewwwww! You learn something new everyday. Not sure I wanted to know this though.

[CareBear]

jeano, ain't right. I've always made it my motto to learn something new everyday, but I wish that hadn't been it.

[STARVE THE ARTISTS]

He got tired of puking when he drank too much. Far easier to sit down. Makes me wonder though.....did she have him sniff the enema nozzle when he was drinking fine wine?

[regina]

OMG thats just weird....Funny but weird.
sorry the dude died but omg

[Bobo]

The creativity of some people is truly amazing. Who would have even dreamed up such a proceedure. Who said "people are smart"? I don't think so.

[You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™]

Hmmmm, I would guess that the sherry was a little nutty, or maybe even a little corny. :)

Well, this is what happens when you take Jesus out of alcohol enemas.

[ericndc]

Should have used low-alcohol-content beer instead!

[Okayyy]

Well that sure is an interesting story.

[Shifty]

The first thing that came to mind was the commercial that Orson Wells did years ago, with the line, "We will sell no wine before its time."

[Savoyee]

WOW - speechless

[redbeak]

I can just picture the couple sitting in their trailer when he looks over at his wife with a wrily grin and says to her "wanna grab a drink?"

In a flash he quickly pulls down his pants and pulls his legs over his ears and yells "beer me!"

[The DB]

Hope she never becomes a bartender.

[redbeak]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "bottoms up!"

[CareBear]

I don't think I'll ever cook with sherry again!

[Vibiana]

Wine was often used back in the sixties. A lot of people died from that. Nice to see the stupidity has transcended forty or fifty years. LOL

Vibs

[CareBear]

I don't think I'll ever cook with sherry again!

Did it again, sorry if it posts twice.

[CareBear]

Howdy girl, how's life treating you?

She - e - e-e-e-e-ry baby
She - e - rry, can you come out tonight

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

[socogirl]

Sick!

[Why didn't you think of this sooner?]

Twelve Americans are murdered every day by illegal aliens, according to statistics released by Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa. If those numbers are correct, it translates to 4,380 Americans murdered annually by illegal aliens. That's 21,900 since Sept. 11, 2001.

Shame on our leaders...

[Earl Pitts American]

Sounds vaguely like Janet Jackson's preferred method of getting her caffiene high voa the coffee enemas back a few years...

[Wuss]

That's what happens when you take Jesus out of colon cleansing.

[Stinky B.]

That is a shitty way to die.

[KAB]

Gives new meaning to "drunk on his a$$" That one was a real corker. Would that classify his cocktail as "slightly precocious? Or the recipient as somewhat fruity?

Really, I guess these comments are so unfair. The man died for crying out loud. He should not be the butt of our jokes.

[Susie]

OK...everyone butt WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THIS SOONER? sit down and take a bow(el) -- you are hysterical!

[CareBear]

This is truly sad you guys, this poor won't ever feel the wind again or stink up the house again!

[Paris]

"That's hot"