"Baywatch" scammer gets 3 years, 8 months

David William Port, 53, is a British citizen who bilked investors out of $360K, U.S. Attorney John Wood's office reports. He told them that he had the rights to syndicate "Baywatch" in 17 countries and the right to make "Baywatch" merchandise.

File Photo: Donna D'Errico. (I don't want to hear any whining; you guys were this close to getting Hasselhoff.)

Comments

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Will we still get Baywatches in great nation of Khazakstan? I like Baywatches, I like sex. It's nice. I can always watch my wife pull plow in field, but I like Baywatch and Pamela with her large physiques. Bring Baywatches to glorious nation of Khazakstan!! F*** you Uzbekistan!

[CareBear]

How did they get their hands on that picture of me?

[The Zipper]

there used to be a 98 lb. weakling who morphed in to a body builder named Larry Klinghoffer who was in the real estate business in Johnson County for years. The word was that he produced some episodes of baywatch and had some distribution rights in Europe. I wonder if he was involved?