He's dead. And I think the best way to honor his memory is through a "Chuck Norris Facts"-style display of hyperbole. Por ejemplo:
- Evel Knievel is German for "unkillable sex machine."
- The U.S. interstate system was created by Evel Knievel burning rubber as he prepared to jump the Atlantic Ocean.
Also: This is not a crime-related story. It is, however, Friday afternoon. How about you help yourself to a beer and calm down?
Photo via The AP. File photo of Evel Knievel, moments before he became the first Earthling to travel in outer space and meet an alien species, the Glacknid.
