St. Mary's Today, a newspaper in Maryland, is offering to buy a free coffin to the first drunk driver who gets himself or herself killed this holiday season. From their promo:
Tired of all the nagging of loved ones, stupid commercials from MADD, cops, judges and addiction counselors? Throw a final bender this Christmas and get a cheaper funeral by being the ST. MARY'S TODAY Christmas Party DWI Dead Driver Winner!
