A UK man accused of pulling down his pants and humping the road itself has pleaded guilty to public indecency. He got probation, but won't be classified as a sex offender. Snip:
Sheriff Drummond commented: “This was bizarre. Anyone who lies on the road in the daylight, is significantly intoxicated and is partially undressed has a problem.”
Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!