The suspect had an unfortunate habit of using the complex's washing machine as a toilet -- while other people were using it, you know, to wash clothes, police alleged. (He's also accused of pooping in people's shoes.) A judge has officially ordered him to defecate in toilets only.
Mega-Hat-Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM!


Ewwww
Posted by: blueberry | Friday, January 18, 2008 at 07:52 AM
Something stinks about this story..
Wait, that's just a duece in my shoes.
Posted by: You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™ | Friday, January 18, 2008 at 08:00 AM
Now THAT'S a terrorist!
Posted by: jeano | Friday, January 18, 2008 at 08:01 AM
James said pooping...LOL
Posted by: spicolli | Friday, January 18, 2008 at 09:08 AM
I thought I smelled something. Dang.
Posted by: AllnADaysWork | Friday, January 18, 2008 at 09:13 AM
Freaking gross...laying a chocolate hot dog in someones whites....dropping a coil in their unmentionables...sliding a mookie-stank into someones pumas....
I am done...
Posted by: "The G" | Friday, January 18, 2008 at 09:32 AM
The Phantom Schitter will strike again!
Posted by: Phantom Schitter | Friday, January 18, 2008 at 09:47 AM