Bad idea of the day (whether you have a machete or not)

Trying to rob a bar where a 50-person Australian biker gang is in the middle of holding a meeting.

The biker club's president -- who identified himself only as 'Jester' -- explained what happened next:

"We caught him at the fence and crash-tackled him and hog-tied him to the ground and waited for the police to get there."

-- Sara Shepherd