Fruit-flavored cocaine: The healthy choice!

In California, DEA agents say they're starting to find fruit-flavored cocaine during raids. The new coke -- which has found in strawberry, coconut and other tastes -- is apparently a way to get kids and women to try the drug.

Not selling as well: Crack seasoned with beets and broccoli.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Ash!

Comments

[Kevan]

I have no officially heard it all but why would this surprise me in a country where you can buy edible wemons underwear why not flavored blow. Gotta love America & young entrepenuers

[aqua]

Toucan Sam made them do it:

"Just follow my nose,
it always knows!"

[Newbie]

LMAO aqua...that was good...

almost blew coke out my nose....coca cola duh!

Gotta stop before I pee my pants.

[Newbie]

last post was mine...

[Tim]

get women to try it?? is that a real problem?

[noneposted]

too late, i already peed mine.

if they added vitamins, like diet coke plus, i would consider buying...

[noneposted]

did you notice one of the other stories in that paper "Lancaster man dead in street with an arrow in his chest"?
Daaaaang, that is a tough city.

[blarney]

I grew up not far from this area it's just the desert. The desert is like the country out here they have rednecks, natives, hillbillies etc. It's not a bad area but there does tend to be some boredom out there. We used to take up our time blowing things up, shooting jack's, building rails etc. I guess we were just a little more constructive.

[Sid Vicious]

I'm not sure fruit flavored cocaine will really have an impact on people using it. Opium (quite possibly the greatest drug ever) smells wonderful. It's like smoking a flower and leaves a house smelling like the countryside. Lets not leave out all the amazing poetry it's inspired over the years..

oh wait i mean drugs are bad children..mmmkay.

[JewwellsP]

How would you taste the flavor if you snorted it?

I hear ya Tim, much harder to get a man to try it than a women. At least in my humble opinion..

[blarney]

Jewwels, you can taste through your nose. Ears, nose and throat are all connected. It actually makes a lot of sense to try to flavor it.

[noneposted]

wow sid, you should go into marketing. I am looking for an opium hook up as we speak....

Ok Sid, I'm sold....where can I get some? LOL

Man it has been a very long time since I've experienced it.

[Bored at Work]

Jewwells just a fun fact your tounge can really only tell the difference in bitter, sweet salty and 2 others that escape me, flavors are done through smell if you ever get a really bad cold where you cant breathe to well and your food will taste different.

[JDog]

Hum, never put fruit up my nose, so I guess strawberry & coconut coke is a no go too.

"apparently a way to get kids and women to try the drug."

Never thought anyone ever had any trouble trying to get kids and women to try it - no flavoring and no propaganda necessary.

[The Moody Blues]

Legends of a mind

He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he's gonna go.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.

[BlackMan]

I use to go up to Lancaster and Palmdale Cali, alot when I lived out there in San Diego. Sid asked the question "How would you taste the flavor if you snorted it?" We'll when you sniff it, the cocaine slowly disloves in your nose, becomes kinda liquid and drips in the back of your mouth.

[KC Stoner]

Call me when they introduce Mango-Peach flavored Cheeba. That would be awesome......Man, I'm so friggin' wasted.

[w]

"Call me when they introduce Mango-Peach flavored Cheeba. That would be awesome"

ive gotten a mangoish flavor before...

[doggydaddy]

Damn, kids now days get all the cool stuff.

[Tim]

just get the Mango-Peach flavored rolling papers

[Rick James]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug........