“They said ... everybody’s complaining about cow
tails and ears being cut off. I’m going, ‘Hey, she’s an old woman in her 60s. She puts some
chicken bones down and drinks some tomato juice.’ I had to send her
back to Kansas City.”
-- Pat Rohrbaugh, 68, the former owner of strip club Pat's Lounge of Pittsburg, Kan. Rohrbaugh recalls the time she had a voodoo priestess perform.
Seriously, if you have time, read the whole Joplin Globe story by Greg Grisolano. It contrasts how Pittsburg has lived with an all-nude club for years while Jasper County, Mo., is freaking out and trying to ban a proposed juice bar and other adult businesses. And there's more from Rohrbaugh, who tells about running a gentleman's club in rural Kansas for 30 years.
Hat Tip: Many thanks, FanDanGo!