The world's most effective home-alarm system
Angry naked guy with a torch flashlight. Pretty much every burglar in the world will drop whatever they've purloined and take off running once they spot him.
Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!


Darn. They're Kiwi, so "torch" just means flashlight. It would have been a lot funnier the other way.
Posted by: c8h10n4o2 | Tuesday, April 01, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Damnation! Another story ruined by the facts ... Many thanks, c8h10n4o2!
Posted by: James Hart | Tuesday, April 01, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story!
Posted by: doggydaddy | Tuesday, April 01, 2008 at 10:00 AM