A few days ago, we had a story about a UK man who dressed up as Darth Vader and used a crutch to beat up a couple of Star Wards nerds. (To be fair, he had been drinking wine from a box.) The judge sentenced Darth to two months, but gave him a suspended sentence and ordered him to pay $195 to each victim.
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Darth Vader gets suspended sentence for beating up "Star Wars" nerds
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MD 20-20 in a box? Gotta get ME some of that!
Posted by: Keith G. in P.V. | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 08:51 AM
It's a little-known fact that wine in a box is more potent than the local, bottled varieties. . . .
Posted by: kay | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 09:44 AM
*walks into room with wine in a box helmet and straws coming from the taps of two of the boxes*
Hic. Hey all.... anyone know where there are nerds I can pummel?
Posted by: You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™ | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 10:01 AM
"You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!"
Posted by: SAW | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:55 AM
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE BOX WINE.
Posted by: True American | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Defendant: "You will not send me to jail for attacking these geeks"
Judge: "I will not sentence you to jail for attacking these geeks"
Posted by: You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™ | Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 10:11 AM