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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Darth Vader gets suspended sentence for beating up "Star Wars" nerds

Darth A few days ago, we had a story about a UK man who dressed up as Darth Vader and used a crutch to beat up a couple of Star Wards nerds. (To be fair, he had been drinking wine from a box.) The judge sentenced Darth to two months, but gave him a suspended sentence and ordered him to pay $195 to each victim.

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MD 20-20 in a box? Gotta get ME some of that!

It's a little-known fact that wine in a box is more potent than the local, bottled varieties. . . .

*walks into room with wine in a box helmet and straws coming from the taps of two of the boxes*

Hic. Hey all.... anyone know where there are nerds I can pummel?

"You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!"

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE BOX WINE.

Defendant: "You will not send me to jail for attacking these geeks"

Judge: "I will not sentence you to jail for attacking these geeks"

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