As it turns out, there WAS more to the story: an exposed scrotum. From the po-po:
“The first couple (verbal) warnings didn’t obviously make an impression on him,” Dunaske, who says he’d in fact told Hezzelwood multiple times before not to expose his genitals, said in an interview. “He didn’t attempt to cover up or anything. He said he just wanted to get the most sun he could get.”
Hat Tip: Many thanks to Sara Shepherd!
He's got a point. A little sun on the scrotum makes for a happy day.
Posted by: aqua | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Having a tan bean bag is all the rage nowadays.
Posted by: You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™ | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 09:35 AM
It was either that or carrying a concealed weapon. Though vienna sausages are only a misdemeanor in Florida I have been told.
Posted by: six pack | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:29 AM
sun-burned scrotum does not sound like a happy day to me
Posted by: | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:43 AM
I bet Deputy Dawg wasn't "trespassing" the young ladies with their thongs rolled up in their butt cracks.
Posted by: Rosie | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 03:18 PM