"This is one of the most flamboyant, flaming relapses I've ever seen"

A Canadian man was on house arrest until he got drunk, picked up a hooker, smoked crack and crashed his truck into a car lot. But wait, there's more!

The former owner of a landscaping business with a six-figure income, Boppre got drunk, went out in his truck and picked up a prostitute at a Kitchener intersection.

Crown prosecutor Mark Poland said Boppre then parked on East Avenue and smoked crack with the woman before they both took their clothes off.

Boppre sped away on East, masturbating while watching the woman masturbate, then missed a curve, went over an island and crashed into a parked car at the intersection of Weber Street.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!

Comments

[AllnADaysWork]

Now that's what I call Hit it and Split it. Haha.

[Benson]

I'll bet he wasn't even wearing his seatbelt!

That sounds like my weekend!

Well, everything but the getting drunk, picking up the prostitute, smoking crack, and wrecking my truck.

[Mike Donnelly]

"...shooting, snorting, popping, drinking..."

[Rosie]

Drinking, drugging, driving, not good ideas under ordinary circumstances. But. Somehow, all that plus mutual voyeurism AND self pleasuring while driving too fast, well, I have to say that kinda defies common sense. That's worse than using a cell phone by a snatch, er, I mean a little bit, oh never mind. Flamboyant and flaming? Yup. I gotta go with it. :)