Here are a few more dispatches from September. (Turtles apparently laid low last month -- didn't pick up any calls on them this time!)
Sept. 13: "A white male who pulled his pants down and showed his penis to the female caller...he's sitting by the dumpster...masturbating."
"...they're running around urinating on people's doors."
Sept. 16: "He's homicidal and suicidal, he was armed but threw it away. He's also off his med's and schizophrenic."
Sept. 27: "Black male with a red jacket over his head. He's intoxicated, pushed some bicyclists off their bikes."
| Sara Shepherd