Here are some scanner snippets I've been saving since the last time I subbed, with a few more to come tomorrow.
Sept. 4: "White male in his late 30s, completely nude, standing outside the office."
Sept. 10: "...in reference to three black males outside the residence, screaming and being loud. Sounds like they're having a party inside the car."
Sept. 11: "In regards to a party named Robert. He's armed with five big sticks, apparently he's harassing people in the area."
"There's a fifth-grader out of control, tearing up furniture and anything he can get his hands on."
Disturbance on a metro bus: "There's supposed to be a black male drinking a fifth, armed with a gun."
"A man...He put a TV outside the front door and is playing porno movies for people to see."
| Sara Shepherd