Best story about a wreck, ever

From the Nashville Tennessean:

Tommy Fox was driving home from his job in Dover Wednesday at about 11 p.m. when a beautiful red fox dashed in front of his SUV.

After he ran over the fox, he stopped his GMC Jimmy to get the fox to cut off its tail for a souvenir, and he put it in the back seat, said Dale Grandstaff, a Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency wildlife officer.

"The tails are real bushy and pretty and thick this time of year," Grandstaff said.

Things took an odd turn when Fox heard a noise coming from his back seat and realized the fox was alive — and not happy.

Comments

[kp]

And I just watched Tommy Boy yesterday.

[Drew]

Duh, Mass.

[Ineedagoddamnnap]

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[Lucius Fieldon]

This is straight out of a bad comedy. Can we all say Tommy Boy? Only an idiot would not make sure the animal was dead before putting it in their car.

[spicolli]

The wildlife resources officer says, "foxes don't like to be cage, especially if they're alive".
That's a LOL'er