I saved these dispatches from last month, all from nightside. (After two weeks of working daytime hours, I can already tell that my weird scanner tidbits will be tapering off -- apparently most folks do wait until it gets dark to come outside, disrobe, threaten others with swords, etc.)
Oct. 11: "White male, blue jeans...he's chasing vehicles like a dog."
Oct. 17: "In regards to two teenage males, one has a mohawk, the second brown hair...they're flashing porn at passing vehicles and driving recklessly."
Oct. 25: "We've got a couple people performing a sex act in front of, it looks like, Doc's Caboose."
"...she caught him stealing her clothes from the laundry room, and now he's pretending not to be able to speak English."
Oct. 30: "Party in a Halloween mask, jumping in and out of traffic...One call says he looks like the jigsaw guy from Saw."
Oct. 31: "An 8-year-old out running alone...Last seen northbound on Stoneybrook in a Darth Vader outfit."
| Sara Shepherd

