The Pitch's Plog points out a funny post from local blog "Laughtrack To My Life," where the author does a ridealong with an ambulance supervisor:
First and foremost, the very best call of the night was located at the downtown jail where a prisoner had an eight-inch screwdriver in his rectum. It had allegedly been there for two days, when he shoved it up there while running from the cops. He had two screwdrivers, one with a handle you could unscrew in which he had stashed 15 grams of crack.
However, he shoved the WRONG screwdriver up there in his hurry to evade arrest. So not only was he in jail with a rather large screwdriver in a very uncomfortable place, it wasn't even the right screwdriver, so now the cops have him and his crack. Laura claimed it gave a whole new meaning to "getting screwed."
Laura claimed it gave a whole new meaning to "getting screwed."
Yeah, and "doing crack"!
Posted by: Truth Teller | Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Thats whats referred to as putting it in the safe.
Posted by: midtown miscreant | Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 10:48 AM
As a bartender would crack "You want your screwdriver with or in..
Posted by: JUNGLE JIM | Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 11:15 AM
A new twist to the tail!
Posted by: JUNGLE JIM | Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 11:17 AM
All I can say is "Ouch and EWWWWW!"
Posted by: The Golfer | Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 01:35 PM