You want to smell WHAT?

Story is from Florida, via TCpalm.com:

Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

Comments

[Big Dog]

If your ask you domestic violence experts, they'll tell you that emotional abuse is also a criteria for dv. Anyone who go that far to see if their partner is cheating would have to be verbally and emotionally abusive. He should press charges too. Oh they won't believe him, he's a man...

[Searching]

If you are so convinced that he is cheating that you are asking to smell his penis.. it's over lady.. and he IS screwing around..

How did that one comedian put it?

Women are like the FBI, they can have all the evidence in the world, but they want the confession!

[blarneology]

shoot I would have let her sniff it.

[rebecca silvers]

would this be considered an offending penis?
just wondering.....

[D-man]

I'll give you guys this as an early christmas present. Don't say I never gave you anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drwfGJIrNZg

[Geronimo Jackson]

Big Dog: You are honestly saying that you think the man who punched and repeatedly kicked his wife should press charges because you think she was verbally abusing him?!?! They are a married couple, and although the request was humorous, it was not in any way that outrageous. Married couples should be close enough to where the act of asking to smell your spouse's penis could not be considered verbal abuse.

[Big Dog]

She sounds pretty extreme. Why would you want to stay with someone willing to go that far with their "investigation".

Smells like a penis only smaller.

[Big Dog]

Geronimo, what I'm saying is that these type situations are exaggerated. It is not normal to go that extreme. When someone is that extreme they are willing to exaggerate other things as well. If she attempted to smell his penis against his will thats assault, even in marriage. If he tried to prevent her from doing smelling his penis and she has bruises from it, thats where she can tell her own story...

[lame]

I would have volunteered for her to take a taste test.

[Sick and tired]

Taste test would have been more conclusive...

[You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™]

This guy had two choices.... Not shower at all and let his ball stank make her pass out and blame the smell on poor hygiene and from nailing her without showering afterwards, or to take a shower at his mistress's house.

If the smell don't fit, you gotta acquit!

[Ron Burgundy]

Ha, Dman I didn't know they wrote a song and video about that already.

[Big Dog]

FYI for you guys who don't know how to avoid the scent of the other woman:
1) never wash at the other womans house using her soap, you can't explain it
2) never use soap even if its the same one you use at home, you'll smell to clean after a long day at work
3) use a face towel and hot water only to kill the scent
4) make sure you don't get any evidence on you such as lip stick, perfume or her dna

[i had to go there]

And what if he was cheating on her with a man?

[Mike]

First thing is I wish they provided pictures of these two. Another issue is that when you marry someone 12 years younger you may be asking for trouble. I'm not saying it dosn't work fine in many cases but this aging woman is obviously very jealous in this relationship. I dated a woman 11 years my junior and she made me feel jealous. I don't ever feel that way about my current ( same age ) wife.

[Drew]

Well, Ron, this was a ghetto attempt at mocking what hip-hop culture tells people. She didn't deserve to be beaten for being suspicious of her man, but she deserves a sock in the lips for taking such a stupid method that she clearly learned from some stupid-arse song. Bottom feeder. It's a smack on principle.

[Question]

Was her name Loraina?

[Searching]

And what if he was cheating on her with a man?

Posted by: i had to go there | Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:18 AM

then the taste test would have really been bad.

[acehunter]

This is all just too kinky for me. WOW! Men, carry some wet wipes with you.

[Bohica]

Yes... I agree with the Taste Test!!
And for further proof, I think she should have to repeat the test several times!!

Maybe get a second opinion from his girlfriend!!

[TF]

Damn, woman, just throw some flour on his schlong. It'll tell you more than sniffing his parts.

She's 37, and he's 25? Ew.

[Nemesis]

This belongs on the last page of the National Enquirer.

[lame]

"I would have acted like I was going to let her sniff it & then slapped her across the face with the schlong. That would have solved everything."

thats pretty funny but im sure there is a law against dong flogging somewhere...

nope

[noneposted]

dong flogging law...hahahaha

[146]

Keep it in your pants when your not home and you wouldn't have to figure out 50 ways to leave your lover:)

[Mindy]

Some wives need a breathalyzer for their hubbie -- she needs a penile-lovejuice-residue-analyzer.

[mutt]

Sounds like a match made in heaven to me. I like how she became uncooperative when the police told her they were going to fill out an arrest warrent on her husband. What did she imagine they would do, hold him down show she could get a good sniff of his junk?