Mary Kay saleswoman accused of defecating on Florida porch

This story cracked me up.

Hat Tip: Saw this via Fark!

Comments

Best police move of the day: collecting no evidence.

The comments on fark.com for this story are classic

[You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™]

Well, good thing she didn't buy the "sh*&%y" mary kay products.... :)

[You're a Mean Drunk R2D2™]

And be very.... very careful checking out the comments thread on fark... It's poop based. And Hilarious!

[kybo61]

Must have been that the Mary Kay sales lady had to make an emergency deposit.

[Patty PV]

This happened to us once, with one of those candy-seller kids knocked on our door and we refused to answer. It was a mess!! I called the police line, and they had a hard time grasping what I was telling them.

[JUNGLE JIM]

Did it come out pink?

[aqua]

If she would have put it in a glass jar, she could have got $25.00 selling it as a blush.

[Herbert Spencer]

I wonder why the cops didn't take any evidence?

[shbob]

She will have a hard time convincing anyone her poop don't stink!

I gathered that the cops did not take any evidence because it was not there when they arrived due to the homeowner having cleaned it up due to the smell.