Story is from Fairbanks. The attacker was allegedly upset because the bouncer was removing one of his buddies. Not only did he urinate on the bouncer, he urinated on him from behind -- a new low. Snip from the Daily News-Miner:
The bouncer was “extremely upset” that someone had urinated on him, and other bouncers had to prevent him from “going after” Benson, according to the complaint. Police noted that both Benson and Durkik, who at first gave police a false name, appeared intoxicated.
Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM!
Hence the expression "better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Posted by: Twinky | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 07:09 AM
Good for this guy...most bouncers are arrogant musclehead D-bags.
Posted by: please sign your comments | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Yes, please sign, because the story gives every indication that this particular bouncer was an arrogant musclehead D-bag. It also goes into great lengths to point out how the bouncer deserved to get peed on. Good call.
Posted by: Drew | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 09:31 AM
Back in the 80's I worked with this woman who said her estranged husband came home drunk one night and pissed on her head while she was sleeping. I just busted up laughing in shock and she got really mad. I'm sorry Bonnie, it was just the way you told the story.
Posted by: Mike | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 09:36 AM
What can one respond with other than laughter?
Posted by: laughing boy | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 09:57 AM
People who laugh at disgusting behavior have a tendency towards disgusting behavior themselves.
Posted by: | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Idiots that post Idiotic things tend to do so anonymously. Besides Bonnie I already said I was sorry you got pissed on.
Posted by: Mike | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 10:38 AM
FUNNY STUFF!!!
Posted by: jeffrey | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 10:51 AM
"People who laugh at disgusting behavior have a tendency towards disgusting behavior themselves."
Certainly true in my case. 8)
Posted by: laughing boy | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 11:07 AM
It's better to be ticked off than ticked on... er... or something like that. :)
Posted by: Johnny | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 11:13 AM
It's better to be ticked off than ticked on... er... or something like that. :)
Posted by: Johnny | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Dude,
HOw is this guy's junk still attached? If I were the bouncer, it would have taken only one grasp and a twist....problem solved
Posted by: Yeah Yeah | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 12:58 PM
In nature this is called marking your territory, which in this case would mean something else entirely.
Posted by: Nemesis | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Marking your territory? WOuldn't it have been easier to just ask him to wear your class ring or letter jacket?
Posted by: Drew | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 01:24 PM
The guy got drunk and was showing off his R. Kelly impression.
Posted by: D-man | Thursday, January 08, 2009 at 02:28 PM