A Maryland woman was badly hurt when her lovah placed a sex toy over a saber saw's blade and then, uh, used them on her. Which was probably awesome until the sex toy was cut off. It was bad enough that the woman needed to be flown to the hospital. (Terrible, terrible details about saber saws.)
The local law investigated, but after getting enough details for their friends, decided it was not a crime.
Hat Tip: Saw this via Fark!
