For those of you who like these, a few more recently-overheard dispatches. All in a day's work for the PD:
"Caller advised that she and her sister were trying to pick up a 12-year-old at the residence, who is possibly high on weed."
"Lottie is calling. She's elderly, says she's going to jump off her porch...the caretakers there are trying to take her to the hospital against her will."
"The party's wearing a camouflage hat, drinking beer and screaming, threatening to shoot people."
"A suspicious car and occupant. A male occupying a dark-colored van with two refrigerators on top, he's holding on to the appliances while he's driving."
"He just sprayed lighter fluid all over himself and threatened to burn the house down."
| Sara Shepherd