"He's not real bright, but he has a heart of gold"

That's how Joshua Wilkinson's mother describes him. Wilkinson is accused of bigamy in Taylor County, Texas. Josh thought he was divorced because his wife had changed her MySpace status to "divorced." He assumed that she filed the do-it-yourself divorce papers they'd filled out. But she didn't, hence the bigamy rap.

Wilkinson is also facing a sex-assault charge. And he's in lockdown at the jail for trying to make beer out of pancake syrup.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!

Comments

[MMH]

I don't understand the sexual assault charge....

"After learning he was married to both women, Wilkinson said he divorced his first wife. Alas, the second shot at love ended with sexual assault charges being filed against him."

Perhaps I'm not very bright either...but did he get charged b/c he was married to 2 people, or b/c wife #2 accused him?

[jp]

he should burn in hell. beer out of pancake syrup?

[D-man]

those cakes look delicious

[redwalnut]

The man I am legally married to but VERY estranged from tried the same thing a year ago. He called me, rather irate, and said "I tried to get a marriage license today..." My reply: "How'd that work out for you?" He wasn't amused, I was laughing my a** off.

HINT: If you don't sign anything, you aren't divorced!! If you are planning on re-marrying, make sure you are legally divorced before your NEXT blushing bride sends out those invites and Great-Grandma flies in for the ceremony. And if you aren't paying child support for the child you never see...you DEFINITELY aren't divorced.

[146]

So does he get marital benefits from you?

[Charcoal Briquet]

I don't care about the bigamy thing, I want to know how to make beer out of pancake syrup... that would definitely make breakfast more interesting.

[Yepper]

Heart of gold
Brain of feces

[Drasil]

Beerups?

redwalnut - why so vindictive? Get divorced and move on.