N.M. man accused of simulating sex with his car

It allegedly happened in an Albuquerque grocery store's parking lot, in view of an off-duty policeman and his 10-year-old son. Snip:

“Witnesses, including two children, told police that their attention was drawn to Brawner because his pants were around his ankles, he was swinging his arms in the air and shouting while he was ‘humping’ the trunk of his car,” Davis reports in a press release.

Officers say the man was passed out next to the car when they arrived at the scene.

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