I don't know where to start. It's not so much a "hot mess" as it is several "hot messes" situated in proximity to each other. A "hot landfill" maybe? Here's the crucial paragraph, courtesy of nwfdailynews.com:
The 23-year-old woman also told them she was a nymphomaniac and an alcoholic and that her estranged husband had been staying with her for a week, ever since she asked him over to have sex and he never left.
After further questioning, she said, "You know what? Just take me to jail."