In Hopkinsville, Ky., police arrested a man who was reportedly standing on the railing of a bridge, apparently getting ready to jump. As it happens, the man was NOT ready to die -- he was a Quiznos employee, one of the guys who stands along the road with a sign to promote the restaurant. He was merely dancing on the bridge railing to entertain passing motorists.
Hat Tip: Many thanks, Jack!
the cops should have helped out the promotion by tazing him....
mmmm, toasty!
Posted by: aqua | Tuesday, October 20, 2009 at 03:29 PM
Are you sure? I would be suicidal if I was a Quizno's employee.
Posted by: Searching | Tuesday, October 20, 2009 at 03:42 PM
I heard that Subway catered the suicidal party. I would have gone, but I didn't have anything to wear. Too bad, cuz with one more we would have gotten a group discount. The organizers tried to argue that Jared should still count as two people to no avail.
Posted by: Man in a Mission | Tuesday, October 20, 2009 at 04:01 PM
Cops and intelligence....oxymoron
Posted by: Surprised? | Tuesday, October 20, 2009 at 04:59 PM
He was trying to compete with the Little Caesars guy........bwhahahahahaha
Posted by: GOTTALUVANUTJOB | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 at 08:48 AM
Sadly, he was the Little Caesars guy. He left there and went up the road to work for Quiznos.
Posted by: Person in Hopkinsville | Friday, October 23, 2009 at 12:34 PM