In Los Angeles, authorities uncovered a giant shipment of bongs -- 316,000 of 'em -- being shipped into the country from China. The manifest described them as "Christmas ornaments." I'm just trying to picture a Christmas tree bedecked with nothing but bongs.
« Missing people were killed for their body fat, Peruvian police say | Main | Probation for Mo. woman whose 370 animals were seized »
Friday, November 20, 2009
A new tradition: The Christmas bong
TrackBack
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d83451b1b869e20120a6bb1e40970b
Listed below are links to weblogs that reference A new tradition: The Christmas bong:
A Christmas Bong Song
Posted by: aqua | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 09:44 AM
What else do you do with frankincense and myrrh? (I'll keep the Acapulco Gold for myself, thank you.)
Posted by: JUNGLE JIM | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 09:58 AM
"...is illegal to import, export or sell drug paraphernalia in the United States"
That seems like it is just about one degree away from thought control.
Posted by: kbp | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:14 AM
It isn't to hang from the tree, it is for hanging around the tree... LOL
Posted by: Searching | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Bong Song.. classic.
Posted by: Searching | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Now what the hell am I gonna do with 316.000 screens and packets of K-2?
Posted by: cripjak | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:19 AM
cripjak, if you need to get rid of that stuff there is a collection point in the back of my truck.
Posted by: D-man | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:42 AM
In related news, the stock price of Doritos fell 20%.
Posted by: Marvin | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 10:48 AM
IS that new?
Posted by: roxorz | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Now I've got Perry Como's "Christmas Dream" in my head - but substituted as Christmas Bong.
"We need it to warm us, to calm us, to love us... The whole world needs a Christmas Bong."
Posted by: Jellybean | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Silly people. Those are tobacco pipes.
Posted by: kybo61 | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 02:13 PM
lololol you guys, thanks fer the laugh!
Who figured they would waste law enforcements' time with this in Ca.?
Posted by: Tracee | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 06:47 PM
Love, love them. .*
Posted by: coach bags outlet | Saturday, October 30, 2010 at 02:00 AM
oh that's nice!
Posted by: air max 90 | Friday, November 12, 2010 at 02:29 AM
How long does 2012 it will coming , i don't know what will happen in world ending.
Posted by: Juicy Couture Handbags | Sunday, November 14, 2010 at 08:09 PM