In New York City, where John A. "Junior" Gotti, is on trial, the judge reportedly sent Twizzlers to the jurors because they were fighting with each other.
The red-colored licorice "puts you in a good mood," Castel said before the jury's mid-morning break. Eating a Twizzler makes it hard to stay angry, he added.
Whereas Red Vines inspire an unquenchable bloodlust ...
Maybe he should have sent them a dead fish.
Posted by: parkay | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 02:58 PM
I always have Twizzlers at my house and they're right. They always make me feel good.
Posted by: cripjak | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 03:50 PM
The judge could have offered them Skittle-Crack so they'd be downright euphoric.
Posted by: SkinnyJoe | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 05:12 PM
Mmm, skittle-crack ...
Posted by: James Hart | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 05:18 PM
Bite off each end of the twizzler and they can be used as straws. Don't use them in soda, because it makes the soda fizz everywhere.
Posted by: Nemesis | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 10:30 PM
I hear coke flies up through them just fine.
Posted by: Jo Jo | Wednesday, November 04, 2009 at 05:41 AM