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In the interest of public safety, I think we should go ahead and burn the "Twilight" movies and books. Like, all of them, even the ones printed in Chinese and Swahili. And lock up the cast so they can't make any more movies. I'm just trying to think of the children.
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Posted by: Pat the Rat | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 10:16 AM
I wonder how James really feels about the whole Twilight hype... :)
Posted by: roxorz | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 10:38 AM
HAHAHAHA! XD
Posted by: JC | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:04 AM
The only way you will get those from my daughter will be over her dead body.
And the 3rd movie is already done, to be release June 20th, 2010. Same name as the book, Eclipse.
You REALLY want to upset teenage girls, their mothers and aunts that bad James?
You do have good medical right?
Posted by: The Golfer | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Geez james, that was easy
Posted by: Searching | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 11:51 AM
IT worked for pot and squashing gay culture.
it might work for the twilight movies.
Posted by: Damon | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 12:14 PM
lol @ Damon
It's all evil, all of it. :P
Posted by: roxorz | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 01:44 PM
It's not evil, Roxie; just misunderstood.
Actually, I thought the first movie wasn't half bad. Went with one of the Fanglets to the second movie and thought it blew chunks. The first at least had a decent sound track. Music from the second could be used to lull insomniacs to sleep.
Posted by: FanDanGo | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 03:38 PM
I was being sarcastic. ;) I'm in the closet about it myself. I went with the boyfriend's little sister to the midnight release of the last book. I happened to pick one up with her, "to let the mom know it was okay to be reading." /sigh
The second was at least better in the special effects department, though, right? Although I think I giggled more at some of the absurdities in the second than the first. :-/
(I am not having this conversation... I am not having this conversation...)
Posted by: roxorz | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 03:50 PM
FIRST 23 MINUTES OF ECLIPSE LEAKED ONTO THE INTERNET
That's right, the first 23 minutes of the next Twilight Saga movie has been leaked onto the internet, the movie is in the making right now so this first 23 minutes is most likely not official, but as of right now it is! Watch it now:
http://newmoonspoiler.info/leak.html
Enjoy!
Posted by: Leaked | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 at 05:46 PM
that is sooo funny! Guess there should be a Twilight health warning!
Posted by: Twilight | Thursday, November 26, 2009 at 03:40 PM