Not remotely crime-related

Health expert suggests that Santa Claus is partly responsible for childhood obesity.

Comments

[cripjak]

I know somebody who's getting a lump of coal in their stocking this year.

[Keith G. in P.V.]

Good morning, cripjak! Why would you think that I'd find a lump of coal in my stocking would be unusual?

[Searching]

All this proves is that our Nation's Colleges are promoting stupidity.

[Keith G. in P.V.]

Searching, I don't know why you only blame the "Nation's Colleges"?

[Searching]

They are the ones that edumacated this "expert".

[cripjak]

Keith G---Maybe Search and I can talk to Santa and arrange to have something IN A PAIR OF STOCKINGS under your tree on Chriatmas but only if you're a good little boy.

[JUNGLE JIM]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
It gave me such a fright,
I stayed up all night,
Eating cookies and drinking soda pop
Which is why I'm such a fat little fart now.

[Searching]

Is this what you mean?

[Searching]

I am not so sure Keith has enough time before Christmas to make up for his bad boy antics all year to earn it. LOL

[Searching]

He might have enough time to earn this:

[cripjak]

Thank you Search.

[Keith G. in P.V.]

Hey, you guys! LOL!

I am not so sure Keith has enough time before Christmas to make up for his bad boy antics all year to earn it. LOL

Posted by: Searching | Friday, December 18, 2009 at 07:06 AM

Searching, I think I have plenty of time...if I could only find a woman who appreciated me.

(Wow, I even impressed myself with that one.)

[cripjak]

"Searching, I think I have plenty of time...if I could only find a woman who appreciated me."

Keith G---I think you might have a better chance if you learned how to TRULY appreciate a woman.

[Searching]

Uh, oh.. looks like we are all screwed:

[Keith G. in P.V.]

cripjak, I'm not sure how to take that - but I'm leaning strongly to hiding in a corner and pouting. Or rumaging thru my storage for my Ms. Inflatable doll.

[D-man]

Santa Claus is an alcoholic. Red cheeks, Red nose, only works one day a year.

[cripjak]

Keith G---No need to pout no dig intended. Sometimes when you ask you might receive. Happy rummaging. Hope you don't need a patch kit.

[Keith G. in P.V.]

LOL! Just enjoying the forth and back, cripjak. Keep 'em coming!

[cripjak]

Keith G---Thanks for the "warm and fuzzy" but I thought that was what you wanted in your stockings for Christmas.

[Searching]

Here's what I earned for Christmas:

[cripjak]

DAMN Search!!! You were a VERY GOOD girl this year.

[D-man]

Searching, I got one of those too. It was a little hairy and didn't feel quite right, but I figured it's a free hat and I shouldn't complain.

[Searching]

Crip.. depends on who you ask. It's a little breach of confidence to tell you this... but it is bad boys Santa doesn't like... He loves Bad Girls...LOL

Dman..LOL

[Brad]

Just as long as it isn't because of chocolate salty balls.

[cripjak]

Brad---you get the Alec Baldwin award for the day but I think it's "sweaty balls". It was on last night.

[Pat McPlunger]

Schwetty balls guys.

[Annoyed]

What an idiot. Santa doesn't cause obesity. Eating nothing but fat and sugar and sitting around all day with no exercise causes obesity. SO was this the same guy that had the display of Jesus shooting Santa?

[cripjak]

Schwetty balls guys.

Posted by: Pat McPlunger

My error. Humblest apologies.

[cripjak]

Keith G---I talked to Santa and this is what you'll find in your stockings if you don't behave.

[vibram five fingers]

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[vibram five fingers]

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[jordan 8]

A great poem is a fountain forever overflowing with the waters of wisdom and delight.