Worst. Excuse. Ever.

In Keystone, Colo., authorities questioned a woman who was apparently using someone else's ski pass -- someone named Daniel. But she could totally explain: SHE was Daniel, only she was partway through a sex change, the Summit Daily News reports.

As it happens, there was no sex change. "Daniel" is her boyfriend, and she was borrowing his pass, the authorities say. She still got charged, though, with theft and criminal impersonation.

Comments

[aqua]

so she was arrested by the Keystone Cops?

[JUNGLE JIM]

I know Daniel, Daniel is a friend of mine. Wanda, you're no Daniel.

[Jellybean]

There really should be that moment when a person just says, "Okay, you got me. Busted".

But, the idea of cops calling Daniel's Dad to ask if he was getting a sex change is priceless!!! What a great story for Daniel and his Dad to reminisce about for years to come.

[Davey Smith]

Nice one Aqua! :)

[AJ]

Sounds like the police in Keystone really don't have much to do...this is lame, stupid and at worse the gal should have received a tresspassing ticket.

[AG]

Skiing with someone else's pass is theft, AJ. Keystone is really pretty peaceful, so this is what the deputies do there. Unlike the police in KC, who pick up bodies out of the streets.

[AG]

And saying it was lame and stupid was redundand unecessary.

[AJ]

"redundand"

...if you are going to call people out, at least have enough sense to spell and use proper grammar yourself, geesh!!

[cripjak]

Turn your head and cough.

[AJ]

Oh and FYI,

Lame and stupid have two very different meanings so that would not be "redundand!"

[AG]

It was a typo. And stop being so defensive.

But AJ, no comment on the body count in KC?

[kybo61]

aqua & JJ, howls!

Theft of more than $500? Jesus Mary & Joseph pray for us, how much is a freaking ski pass? (Obviously I do not ski.)