One of his attackers included a dude with a mohawk, no less. (How very "Road Warrior.") OP police say he had marks that COULD have come from a whip, though they're still investigating. This allegedly happened about 1 this morning near 104th and Lamar.
Two men with shaved heads and one with a Mohawk haircut got out, according to the report. One man hit him with a whip and another cut his shirt with a knife, the man said. The third assailant had some kind of club, he said.
The men reportedly said something like “who do you think you are on our turf,” police said.


Hmmm
Jogging at 1:00 a.m.
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Posted by: Elrond of Rivendell | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 08:45 AM
I was kind of skeptical about that, too, Elrond.
Posted by: James Hart | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 08:49 AM
Devo could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: D-man | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Sounds like another person filing a false police report.
Posted by: Jebbers | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:03 AM
Hmm. Sounds like someone had to explain to girlfriend/wife why he was A) out at 1am B) with ripped clothes and C) whip marks on his back.
Yeah, mohawk guys ! That's it !
Posted by: Riiiiiiiiiiight. | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:14 AM
Warriors! Come out to plaaaaaaay!
Sounds like a dance scene was about to begin too.
Posted by: aqua | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:18 AM
"IF" this should be another one of those false reports.......they need to put a stop to this SHI. by making him pay a large fine, and five days in jail. A slap on the wrist never wakes this kind of person (if he is guilty) up. Our police officers are not paid to take false police reports (if this should be false) from idiots! Our country is going to hell fast!
Posted by: Cheryl | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:40 AM
It was either use the tired "black man in a white van did it" routine or think outside of the box and go with an obscure description. Anyone ever seen "A Guy Thing" where he describes a readhead albino black guy with freckles to the police and they actually find one.
Posted by: D-man | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:51 AM
I'm not saying I believe the report (though stranger things DO happen!)
Though I've been known to go running at random times, including 1am. I don't do it so often anymore as their ARE creeps out there.
mostly its just derogatory terms, honking, and "playfully" veering an automobile in my direction, never has it been a direct confrontation, Hope to avoid that.
Posted by: Damon | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:54 AM
dang too bad....I wish he would have been on his bike with his little helmet ...
Posted by: bob | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Yes, sounds like shenanigans . . .
The whole "our turf" thing . . . at 104th and Lamar . . . sounds a bit fishy.
Posted by: gee | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:03 AM
"Our turf" LMAO! No Way.
His girlfriend might buy it, but the cops are rolling their eyes and snickering.
Posted by: Jellybean | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Yeah. I can see 104th & Lamar from my office building.
That's Shawnee Mission South "turf."
They're pretty bad a$$ over there.
Posted by: Elrond of Rivendell | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:32 AM
mostly its just derogatory terms, honking, and "playfully" veering an automobile in my direction, never has it been a direct confrontation, Hope to avoid that.
Posted by: Damon | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 09:54 AM
Yeah... sorry about that damon. :)
Posted by: Searching | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 10:59 AM
Yeah... sorry about that damon. :)
Posted by: Searching
If it happened more than once then I'll say I'm sorry too......
Joggers late at night just bring out the worst in me....
Posted by: Wisdom | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Sounds like a bad B movie from 1981.
Posted by: Larry | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 02:49 PM
Question was Tiger & Ellen in town???
Sounds kinda fishy
Posted by: T-man | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 02:56 PM
It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye....
Posted by: bnutman | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 03:33 PM
It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye....
Posted by: bnutman | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 03:33 PM
What if he just does it until he needs glasses?
Posted by: Drasil | Monday, February 08, 2010 at 05:46 PM
Those Weeping Willow tree branches in OP make an excellent whip and have been known to draw blood...........so I've heard.
Posted by: kccad | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 02:56 AM
OP WARRIORS! COME OUT TO PLAYEY!
Posted by: R Bit | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 06:53 AM
I just love guys on the DL! I can just imagine what happened. S&M encounter gone wild! Yeah! Little twink plays with the big dogs and gets mauled!
Posted by: Tom | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 10:45 AM