In Memphis, a woman was arrested after she allegedly brought a sword, hidden inside a cane, to her child's school, police say. She was allegedly upset because another kid had spit on her child and planned to confront that kid's parents. After she was arrested, police say, the suspect told them she'd had a 40-ounce bottle of Colt 45 before heading out on her mission.
Luckily, her mother can explain: The suspect didn't plan to use it on anyone at school. She just needed the sword if she met any pit bulls along the way.