In New York City, a restaurant owner is going to prison for 15 years after he threatened his building owner with a variety of weapons -- "pliers, a hammer, a fake gun, and even sexual assault by a large Eastern European chef," the Post reports. The guy just didn't want to pay rent apparently.
Which leads us to the best quote ever:
"If you don't sign this document, the chef is going to f- - - you in the a- - and it will change your life forever," Vasileios Giamagas warned in early 2008.
