In Cape Girardeau, a man was arrested after his wife came home to find him wrapped in garbage bags, from head to toe. He allegedly had two knives -- one with her name written on the blade, and one with her ex-boyfriend's name. From the Southeast Missourian:
"I'm not going to get blood on me ... when I kill you," he replied, according a probable-cause statement filed by officer CJ Dunavan.
He, of course, says this never happened.