The owner of dog-waste collection service allegedly dumped 30 gallons of feces in the yard of a customer who owed her $150, police in Bend, Ore., report. The customer says she has cancer and is behind in her bills. The suspect told the local TV station that she didn't stop slinging poop until the po-po arrived. And she doesn't sound terribly remorseful.
"To take the right steps would be to hire a collection person or to take her to small claims court," she said. "But do I have regrets for dumping poop back in her yard cause she's a slacker client? Nope."