At New York's Museum of Modern Art, a new show includes several performers who stand around naked. The museum is asking visitors to stop touching the naked people as it's, well, just creepy as hell. Snip:
One performer, Will Rawls, told The New York Times that a patron brushed his hand chest and back "and then touched my butt."
"As he was passing me he looked me in the eyes and said 'You feel good, man,"' Rawls said.
I'm sure it was intended as a compliment. (Not remotely crime-related ... though maybe if Guiliani were still mayor.)