Randy Quaid arrested in California

Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, were arrested yesterday in California after they failed to appear in court. The couple is accused of failing to pay a hotel $10,000 last summer, though their lawyer says that debt has been paid and they're hoping to avoid trial. (During one previous appearance, Quaid brought a Golden Globe to court; the judge wasn't impressed.)

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[Tȟatȟaŋka Iyotȟaŋka]

I heard their son paid off the hotel bill a while back. While he doesn't make much a livin' YET barkin' for the Yak Woman at the Side Show, turns out he's kind of a natural when it comes to arguin' federal cases. Yessir, he filed what you call one of them there class action suits on a count of all the vets like dear old dad with all but a piece of that there defective government plastic between their brains and the pavement. Now, I'ma told, while all them vets only got 37 cents each for their pain and sufferin' - as their "Barker of Record" the son got $15,000. After payin' off his tab down to the three-legged bearded prostitute with parasitic twin growin' out her head, he had just enough to cover dear old dad's hotel bill.

"You see here judge, that there's a GOLDEN GLOBE."

[James Hart]

I had heard he lost disability because the plate in his head wasn't big enough ...

[JUNGLE JIM]

It was that his head was too big for the plate.

I love this. "Wanna 'hold my statue', your Honor? I'm a Celebrity!"

[Tȟatȟaŋka Iyotȟaŋka]

No, he lost his disability when the VA found out he had been sellin' plasma 4 days a week. That on top of the kidney he sold to that Arab from "Cutter" last spring put him over the earnings allowance for disability.

When cousin Clark found out the government cut him off, he did have the kindness to enroll him in the "Jelly of the Month" club - seein' as how it's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year through.

[Marvin]

Now he'll get to *really* find out who the best kisser in the County is!

[Jane]

My daddy says I am!

[Cousin Eddie]

Waitaminnit, that can't be me. I was on a cruise and just returned yesterday. And the plate in my head is fine thank you very much.

[Mamaw]

Who's Dennis Quaid? And why should I care?

[Tȟatȟaŋka Iyotȟaŋka]

Mamaw,

You need to line your pretty Quaids up all in a row because you're confused about who's who and which's which.

"Won't it be grand, when everyone's poor relative becomes a 'Rockefellative' and palms no longer itch?"

[cripjak]

Jane---what about your sisters and other relatives?

[Jane]

Daddy says I'm even better than Mommy!!!

[Mitur Binesderti]

Insert regurgitation of a Rand Quaid movie lines here in leu of actual humor. Humor would take effort, skill, and talent... that would be too much to demand of the plebes commenting here.