I can't really repeat what the T-shirt said -- and please don't do so in the comments -- but the 19-year-old woman reportedly wore it into a courtroom in suburban Chicago, the Daily Herald reports. The woman, who'd given a friend a last-minute ride to court, contends that she offered to take off the shirt or leave the courtroom, claiming the judge insisted she be jailed for contempt.
Hat Tip: Saw this via the Obscure Store!

